I never thought Writing a blog in specific and writing anything in particular, would become such a difficult task for me. Marriage does mess(ex) up ur life from the life before.
I thought of writing something so many times i cant tell you. But with marriage around me all over, everytime i said what can i dare write about except marriage.
Well, that life changing or life taking, life has been going on for some 2 months and 26 days now and the precision that i am using in writing this period is nothing in comparison to the feeling of this period. Marriage makes you feel the change so much that you actually forget what you are made of(not Tag Heuer of course).
This is the final blow of this world on you as an individual. It tests your balls like never before. It makes you realize that you are not you man, job also does that to you, but nothing in comparison to shaadi. And i am not being sexist here mind you, the same sort of change or even more happens to girls. Being a girl in India is no easy task. It would be the toughest thing for me to do, if God ever asked me to do so.
Hey bhagwaan...dekha likhne baitha...n ye soch ke bhi ki kuch nahi likhoonga shaadi ke baare mein...i have already written this much.
Chalo no more on this...it will keep on coming to you in my next blogs here and there.
Lot has happened in the past 9 months or so from the time i last wrote and lot has been happening too to keep the news channels buzzing.
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When 2009 began, those sharp nosed analysts gave their ritualistic predictions for the year ahead on streets.
"Dont even imagine that the market would cross 15000 levels".
"How can anyone be so wishful to talk about such market levels just after what happened to the bulls and MLs".
Oh man these guys were charging huge sums of money to again bombard us with that shit of theirs which keeps on contradicting itself periodically.
Market is about to cross 17000 mark and three more months are here to go.
Yesterday, Infy announced that hikes are back.
Two days ago, DLF launched their posh apartments in central Delhi and 1200 flats were gone in 2 or 3 hours.
Recession was certainly the biggest fad of this year and it certainly must be one of the most popular fads across centuries.
Now, it seems, that it is about to recede.
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Swine Flu or H1N1, came into our cells through unprecedented
media influx. Everywhere there was H1N1 and still is.
Though its fashionability seems to have taken a beating as of now.
Hand wipes, hand sanitizers, school shutdowns, Jai Chennai (no people from Maharashtra welcomed in Chennai), Events cancellation, no-smooch-love-anymore and bla bla.
Net has really brought us so close that apart from making love we are also flirting with AIDS.
Wana make a fire out of nothing? Just do it. Blog it. Twitter it. "Breaking News" it.
Hell lot of money has been made and is still being made on a disease with one of the lowest mortality rates.
Reason: Net and media.
Malaria anyone or TB?
(No its so unfashionable dude)
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Hmmm what else....leme think about it....
Ohh yaaa....there is this very unusual drive which has become bhery bhery popular among white dhoti walas and five star twitters. No...its not marine drive... Its Austerity Drive.
Hahaha...crackers in your belly right?!
Such things can happen only in India.
We are the mecca of Hypocrisy you see. And Congress has utilized it in such a beautiful way, I must say this is a mutiny in terms of PR man. So much has already been made out of nothing. I mean who is talking about austerity.
And who is making it hip is media. Thanks to them.
The Oblivious Nonsense.
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I think i have already peed a lot.
Will come back soon (atleast try, if you like).
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